straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice
straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”
person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
inmate: what u in for
me: torrenting anime
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year
At gunpoint everybody loves you!!
wont the dog turn gay too?
i am going to FUCK
don’t fuck the dog
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
"Men’s Rights" activist and self-proclaimed philosopher Stefan Molyneux pretends to be a woman posting a positive comment on his own video “debunking” Frozen but completely fails at account switching
MRAs: more pathetic than we give them credit for
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care